The Travails of the Grumpy Dad on the Move

Singapore is the easiest 48-hour stop on the long-haul map — if you don’t try to do too much. Here’s the dad-tested two-day playbook…
Tokyo can chew up 24 hours and spit you out before your jet lag clears. Here’s the dad-tested playbook for a single business day…
I once told a host in Riyadh I ‘don’t really eat lamb’ twenty minutes before a lamb feast he’d planned in my honor. Here’s…
I once pointed at the third item from the top in a Bangkok menu and got something I still can’t describe. Here’s the system…
I tipped a Tokyo waiter and watched him chase me down the street. I tipped a Roman taxi driver too much and got a…
Three soju toasts in, my Korean host poured a fourth and watched my face. I’d been ambushing my own liver for years. Here’s how…
A Vietnamese customer told me yes for six weeks. They were never going to sign. After a decade of these mistakes, here’s how I…
I tossed a business card across a table in Singapore. Six months later I was still trying to recover the relationship. Here’s the country-by-country…
Ten minutes is enough to lose the room. After a decade of international business trips and a hundred small mistakes, here’s the country-by-country cheat…
I shook hands too firmly, sat in the wrong seat, and slid a business card across the table like it was a poker chip….